GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!
The Beyonder knows that he has not made an entry in quite the while. Well believe you him, he is not pleased about this fact. The Beyonder would have been posting, but he didn't feel safe to stop and sit long enough to do so. The Beyonder has been being followed. There's this weird group of ninjas that jut follow the Beyonder everywhere he goes. It's really friggin' annoying but what are you gonna do, right? They usually keep a good distance away from the Beyonder, you know to try to remain inconspicuous. BUT THE BEYONDER KNOWS THEIR TRICKS!!! Every once in a while one of them will get close to the Beyonder. But all the Beyonder has to do is say "BEWARE THE FOUR HORSEMEN!!! WAR... PESTILENCE... FAMINE... and... GREG!!!!!" and the ninjas run away. The Beyonder tells you, these ninjas seem particularly fearfull of Greg. Which is good. Other than that the Beyonder has been pretty good... yup... OH YEAH!!! The Beyonder almost forgot!!!! This one day a couple of weeks ago, The Beyonder was walking through Wakefield (it was when we had that big snow storm, he wouldn't have driven through Wakefield if his life depended on it!!) and suddenly the Beyonder heard something running up behind him... something BIG!! So he turns around and there's this big friggin' snow daemon running his way carrying a steering wheel!!! At first he was scared but then he realized that he knew the thing. "Louise!!!" He yells as the daemon skids to a stop. "Holy crap!!! Louise Hans Christian Anderson!! It's me, the Beyonder!!! I haven't seen you since high school back in Nevada. Wait it's cold. Let's get back to my place and catch up." And we went back to The Beyonder's house to warm up and Louise ended up staying with The Beyonder for a while. In fact, he's still here. Peace out.