GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Alithea and the Beyonder thought they'd go and rescue Georgia from the Matunuck beach terror.

Beyonder: Argh, the water's rising! Use one of your impressive explorer gadgets, like fold-out pontoons or hovercraft mode or something!
Alithea: For the last time, Beyonder, I don't have fold-out pontoons! The best I can do is four-wheel drive and practical know-how!
B: WE'RE DOOMED! WE'LL DIE IN THIS TUB! DROWNED LIKE RATS!
A: Would you shut up? We're not doomed, and you're hurting Roxanne's feelings!
B: I don't care! There's water coming in through the friggin' windshield!
A: A minor concern! It's the floorboards we need to be worried about!
B: What?? Floorboards?! What kind of two-bit operation do you run?! I thought intrepid explorers are supposed to be prepared for natural and humanmade disasters!
A: I WAS prepared; that's what the packing up and weathering the storm at base camp was! I was prepared; Georgia wasn't! We explorers rarely take into consideration other people's foolishness!
B: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD START!
A: Don't yell at me -
B: I mean, how many times have you had to factor Georgia into your plans?
A: Well -
B: Exactly! And now when the biggest sort of disaster hits you decide not to take her into account, and NOW you're feeling guilty and I'm stuck in the middle of a hurricane, in a ten-year old non-pontoon car that's leaking water in from two directions!! I bet a stalwart adventurer like Artemis has hovercraft mode and a watertight car!
A: You're not stuck in the Jeep.
B: Oh no?
A: Oh no. Why don't you use your godlike powers and find yourself an adventurer like Artemis, if Roxanne and I don't suit your company? I bet you'll do just fine; in addition to pontoon cars and hovercraft modes they have giant consuming egos, nasty tempers and sphere-like superiority complexes.
B: Maybe I will.
A: Well go then!
B: Well I will!

The Beyonder proceded to open the door and leave.

A: DAMMIT BEYONDER YOU'RE LETTING THE OCEAN IN!
B: SMALL DIFFERENCE FROM WHAT'S ALREADY IN HERE!

He slammed the door and began to walk away. Stupid Alithea... why can't she be more considerate of other peoples... dumbness... Ugh... makes the Beyonder so mad... he doesn't even want to go find Artemis. All well, every... guhfgh... hit... by tree... in the... head... he thinks... curse this... indiscernable... anatomy... ughhhhhh.........

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