GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Well... interesting information has recently come to light. The other day, while at work, the Beyonder went out to the picnic table to visit with Georgia and Alithea. Alithea was talking about how awesome Indiana Jones is, to which the Beyonder agreed. Also, she was explaining the difference between being an intrepid explorer and an stalwart adventurer, and the rules of belonging to the... clubs, I guess... that apparently exsist for each. Alithea mentioned the reemergence of some long-dead adversary of hers. One Artemis... something... Grey I think... yes, Artemis Grey!!! In any case... this fact both intrigues and confuses the Beyonder. So strange... Alithea says that in the past, people have said that Alithea and Artemis are similar in appearance. The Beyonder took note of this only because Moses' new girlfriend looks a little bit like Alithea. Also, according to Georgia, this artemis character has just returned from the land of the dead. This is also an interesting fact because Moses' new girlfriend always seem to have that new car smell, yet she does not drive to the Beyonder's knowledge... which is infinite.

So, the Beyonder had a brilliant idea, and then he brought his brilliant idea to life... and here it is:

Last night night, the Beyonder threw a dinner party in his, newly renovated, extradimensional space. The invitees were Moses, "Artemis," Georgia, Alithea, and Detective Coffee. Moses and "Artemis" were first to arrive.

"Moses!" the Beyonder exclaimed, joyfully, "How wonderful to see you!"

"And you, good brother." said Moses, "I don't believe you've met Artemis."

"Artemis!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!" the Beyonder thought... what he said was, "Good to meet you, Artemis."

"The pleasure is all mine." said she. Just then, there was a knock at the door. The Beyonder openned it, and in walked Alithea and Georgia."

"Hey Alithea, glad you could make it. And Georgia... did I invite you?"

"Yes!!" shouted Georgia, quite angrily, " T-E STu_pidfac_e, what the fuck kind of place is this anyway? Is this where you live? Jesus Christ I bet it is!!! You don't have any furniture or walls or a floor or anything, it's just infinite red space!!!!"

"YARRRR, that be a nice eye you got there." the Beyonder said.

"...shut up." she said.

"Well, come on in anyway. " the Beyonder said.

"Well, I'm glad to be-" Alithea began, cutting herself off. "Artemis..."

"Alithea, how wonderful to see you again." said Artemis, "Is that your yo-yo? It's very cute." Alithea just looked down at the yo-yo she was brandishing.

"Well, let's all sit down for dinner!" the Beyonder said."Oh, yeah. That's a great fucking idea, you dolt!" Georgia shouted, "We're we going to sit exactly, stupid McFaggot!Q?" Just then, the Beyonder willed there to be a dinner table and four chairs, and they appeared. He looked at Georgia, and she scowled at him.

We all sat down, and began injesting our food.

"So, is anyone else coming over for dinner? I see that you created an extra chair." inquired Moses.

"Yeah, actually I invited my friend Detective Coffee." the Beyonder responded.

"You invited that creep?" shouted Georgia, looking up from her plate. "What the fuck why?"

"Becuase there are some things that I want to show him and some things that I want to ask him." responded the Beyonder.

"Do I know Detective Coffee?" inquired Alithea.

"Probably not." Georgia went on the explain," You'd know if you did, he's like a Mr. Coffee machine with a fedora."

"Really?"

"Really."

"So, Alithea," Artemis interrupted, "Gone on any intrepid adventures lately?"

"No, I haven't gone any intrepid explorations lately." said Alithea, quite stiffly, the Beyonder might add.

"Oh, come now, Alithea... are you still arguing about that?"

"Artemis, there is a very clear cut difference between explorers and adventurers!" It was at that moment that Georgia and the Beyonder began humming the Indiana Jones theme. Getting louder and lounder until they weren't humming but in fact screaming and they were on top of the table.

"Yes... Well, as fun as this has been, Beyonder, I think Moses and I should be going." said Artemis.

"We have to go, too." said Alithea.

"But I haven't finished my stupid sphere food!" Georgia explained.

"WE HAVE TO GO, GEORGIA!" shouted Alithea, almost as angrily as Georgia was before. And with that, everyone was gone... unaswered questions... left over food... peace out ...