GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Well, the Jay-Z show was friggin' awesome!!! It was cool to see the guy again, we caught up a lot, Jay-Z, Louise, and The Beyonder. Monday morning, though, The Beyonder was sitting around reading his new Frederick's catalog (still no night wear for spheres) and Louise comes in all covered in snow!! The Beyonder was like, "What's up?" and Louise goes "Geese Louise, man!! It's a blizzard!! Now I remember what I was doin' up here, so far away from home. I was heading up to New Hampshire to visit my cousin the Frost Heave. Dammit, that sucks, now I've missed him!! And it's all because of that damn girl from Shaw's. Man, I'd like to settle her hash." "Yeah, I'd like to settle her hash, too!" The Beyonder said. "You know she lives, like, right there?" "Are you serious?" yelled Louise. At that moment Louise lumbers right through the Beyonder's wall over to the girls house and starts pounding on the door!! The Beyonder didn't think she was home but he's not about to tell that to a determined snow daemon!!

So Louise is now waiting on that girl's doorstep for her to get home. And the Beyonder? He's busy fixing his wall. Until next time, peace out!