GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

The Beyonder thought he was smart. He thought he was funny. He was terribly wrong. But some things happen for a reason.
As The Beyonder was at work, he went on his period of soul shattering which some call a break. When he got to the back room, Georgia was there so he hovered adjacent to her. He requested cheesecake from Georgia, but was denied. Now quite angry, we returned to our work positions, when the Beyonder saw this wicked creepy guy walking down an eisle. This is no ordinary creepy guy, however. This creep in particular has a particularly particular interest in a particular human female. In the interest of anonimity the Beyonder will not use her real name. Let's call her... Alabama. Anyway, so the Beyonder saw this guy and new that Alabama - he means - Georgia doesn't particularly like him. So he shouts, "Why, Georgia, if it isn't your best friend!" Excited, she turned to greet her friend only to find Creepy McCreeperson. So he see's her, and starts rambling. Rambling is what this creep does. He's a "Rambler." The Beyonder just chuckled to himself and returned to his respective location.

A moment later the Beyonder heard a familiar sound. What was it? Wait...RAMBLNG!!! He turned to see the creep staring at him and rambling. The Beyonder knew that Georgia was behind this foul plot. The Beyonder shot Georgia a sour glance which she may or may not have recognised.
Luckily, being a magic sphere, the Beyonder was able to tune out of the creep's frequency. The Beyonder went about his business and eventually the guy left. Excellent. Later, curious as to what on Earth he was rambling about, the Beyonder scanned the speach. He quickly ran through the ramble...ment, and while not actually paying attention word-for-word, he was able to associate a few key words an phrases with his on thoughts.

The key words and phrases are as follows:

Goergia
Rape
Dress
Ribbons
Freddricks of Hollywood
Beyonder Mills
Moses Mills
Louise Hans Christian Anderson
Winnefred
Slinky
Paddle-ball
Pat "Anger" Murphy
Alithea Grey
the Devil
Desert
Detective Coffee

Interesting... very interesting. It would appear as though the creep knows much more than he lets on. Also, one other word came up, a word that I have never really given any thought to:

Pandora

I shall have to study up on this. I think, also, that Georgia and Alithea might be interested to hear this news as well. I'M OFF!!!!!!




Peace out!