GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!
Moses has informed the Beyonder that upon returning home, the terribly unhealthy Georgia has boarded herself in her room. And what's worse, she has taken the Michael hostage!!! God, only knows the unthinkable acts of terror that that lunatic is commiting upon the sweet Prince. In an effort to right things, Moses and the Beyoder are trying to come up with a way to get Georgia out without hurting the Michael. Also, as a side note, Althea Grey, Moses, and the Beyonder went out for Iced Cream the other day. The Beyonder got green. Moses got red. Alithea got purple. The Beyonder had his first bite of purple, and he was very pleasantly surprised!! But the Beyonder digresses.
We are thinking about going up to Georgia's door and knocking. Upon answering "Yes?" or "Hello?" to the knock one of us will respond by telling Georgia that a pizza is being delivered to her. She will become overjoyed and open the door to take her pizza. When she does open the door, though, she will get... PIZZA. She will immediately begin to "scarf" or "wolf" the pizza down, only to quickly discover that the pizza has been laced with the roofies. At that point Moses will grab the Michael and we will make our escape. A fool proof plan. Peace out.


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