At long last... after one whole month of waiting... he has returned... returned to entertain his fans... ladies and gentlemen... boys and girls of all ages...

GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS................. THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Wow, what a weird dream. In any case, the Beyonder didn't manage to get any information from the Rambler. Seems his scan on the Rambler's ramblings was a bit more on the... oh, how to put this... completely wrong side. Turned out, the Rambler was just talking about the Citrus Breeze stuff that the La Carte depot. distributes. Also, due to the attack by the Beyonder and his legion of ninjas, the Beyonder was fired. Not a problem, though. He simply willed himself to be reinstated into store employment and it happened. The only bad thing was, that since the chicken oven was rotated 90 degrees, the Beyonder could no longer fit into the La Carte depot. That being, he was reinstated into the delicatessen. THE SAME DELICATESSEN THAT GEORIGA WORKED IN!!!!!! The Beyonder was not pleased.

His pain quickly turned to pleasure; however, when he discovered that he would also be working adjacent to the Michael, Georgia's main squeeze. He is really quite a guy. We speak of the Devil Rays (the Beyonder's baseball team of choice) and the Red Sox(the Michael's favorite team, even though they suck hard) which offers the Beyonder ample opportunity to shout "NOOOOMMMAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" at him. Georgia doesn't seem to like it, though. In fact, Georgia has been nothing but rude to the Beyonder since he began working there. Having acquired the friendship of a certain group of ninjas, the Beyonder asked if there was anything they could do to convince Georgia to be a little more pleasant. They brought him to their leader. The all powerful Mick.

The all powerful Mick had to be at least twenty-eight years old. Having spent his entire life working up the chain of command in the ninja guild, he was easily the most wise, and respected of the ninjas. After he explained the Georgia situation to Mick, the Beyonder was told that Mick's highest ranking ninja would be sent to deal with her. The Beyonder was quickly introduced to him, if indeed it was a him. It looked a lot more like some sort of bathroom muck monster. The Beyonder is presently back at home in his extra-dimensional plain, awaiting for the "operation stupid Georgia" results. Until then, peace out!