GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!... I think...

Yeah, so after being hit by a tree, the Beyonder woke up in this forest. All the trees were yelling at him about crushing their seeds. He realized that he was sitting on top of a pile of apples... BEYONDERS DON'T SIT!!! He should be hovering in the air!! He realized, then, that he was made of led. LED!! Not glass and sphere-juice... led. Also, he didn't seem to have his god-powers anymore, he found out as he tried to propel himself into the air. So there he was, a three-foot wide, led ball sitting in the middle of a very angry forest-- IDEA!!!!

Beyonder: Hey, you stupid trees!! You guys are lame, man this place is lamesville!
Tree: Shut up, you, we're wicked cool.
Beyonder: Yeah, whattever, dude. You don't know from cool.

As he had anticipated, the tree hit the Beyonder with a mighty SMACK with one of it's prehensile branches, and he was sent soaring through the forest. Eventually, he came to rest by the side of a very curious, yellow road.

A few hours... or days later, the Beyonder began to hear what sounded like profanity, singing, and a car engine coming down the road. Sure enough a few moments later, Georgia, the Michael, and Roxanne came into view.

Georgia: OH MAN THIS OPLACE IS SO G-- Be_FA_GNeDeR??
Beyonder: Yes, help me.
Michael: What are you doing here?
B: I don't know... I was on my way to with Alithea to Matunuck to save Georgia-
G: WHY TEH FUCK WEOULD I HWAN TOYOU TO SAVE OME?
B: I don't know, it was Alithea's idea. Anyway, so we were going to Matunuck when we got into a bit of a tiff about water that was leaking into Roxanne. I got out of the car, and got hit in the... I got hit by a tree or something...

And I woke up in the woods here,
And i didn't have my power, mere,
Trees could make me cower

I would get up on the double,
And those trees would be in trouble,
If I only had my god-power

Oh IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am so damn pissed,
I feel as though there's something I have missed

I I'd get off the ground and hover,
And show those dumb trees what-fer,
If I only had my god-power

M: If I didn't worry all the time

(long pause)

G: OKm, YOU GUYS AHVE TO STOP TSING ING ABOUT EVERYHTING!!!

B: Yeah, so what are we going to do?

M: Well, we're on our way to Wakefield to---

Just then the roof of this old decrepit shed accross the road burst into flames for a second, then went out. When the fire cleared, Artemis was standing there.

Artemis: Hey, you... girly!!
G: YOU OTALKIN' TA ME BITCH?!
A: Yes you! You killed my sister, now I'm gonna kill you boyfriend.

At that point, Artemis pulled out a flame-thrower, from absolutely nowherem, and shot fire at the Michaelcrow!!

A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

And with that she was gone. Roxanne sprayed wind sheild-wiper fluid on the Michaelcrow to put him out.

M: God... Thanks, Roxanne. Anyway, we're on our way to Wakefield to see the Wizard of Az. Maybe you can come with us.

B: Oh, gee, yeah, thanks, Mike, I'll just get right up and do that!

M: Mabye we can get you into Roxanne?

G: I DON'T WANT THAT FAG COMEING WINTH US>!!!

B: Too bad, girly, now get to work!

And after a couple ours, Georgia and the Michaelcrow managed to get the Beyonder into Roxanne. And they continued their journey to Wakefield...