GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Louise is gone. He didn't take any of his stuff with him, he just left. The Beyonder tried to ask him where he was going, but he just kept screaming, "Got... find... Winnefred!!" So now he's just gone. The Beyonder thinks that that girl Georgia might have something to do with it. That was the last thing Louise spoke to before leaving in a flurry. That wouldn't surprise the Beyonder, though, that girl Georgia's always up to something. The Beyonder doesn't know who Winnefred is, though. Maybe it's one of Louise's Frost Heave cousins or something. The other day that girl Georgia tried to accuse the Beyonder of stealing her Fredericks of Hollywood catalog. What a jerk, The Beyonder tells ya'!!! Is it, like, a crime or something for a sphere to dream?! IS IT!?! The Beyonder doesn't know. In any case, he's got more important things to worry about. Like fixing the giant hole in his wall. Right now the Beyonder just has one of those big plastic things over the hole, but it's getting friggin' cold in here!!! So tomorrow the Beyonder is gonna have to fix that up. Stupid Louise. All well.

In other news, the Beyonder's really been stewing about the whole Freddericks thing. The Beyonder means... the all out nerve of some people!!! To think that the Beyonder would actually steal someone's naughty underwear mag. That's just... a bold move... really!!! Well, as he said, the Beyonder's really been stewing about that. So he came up with this plan to get back at Georgia for her filthy insinuation. Just wait... it'll be absolutely...

PRICELESS...

MWAHAHAHAHAHA...

MWAHAHAHAHAHA...

Untill next time, peace out...