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Today is July 3rd. The anticipation of Independence Day is nearly killing the Beyonder.

Work was pretty good today. A lot of people showed up wanting various forms of processed mammal muscles for the celebration tomorrow. The Beyonder felt like looking professional today, in an effort to impresston the boss (it seemed to work), and so he wore a smoking jacket, and a regal pipe. Georgia showed up as the Beyonder was leaving the Michael to finish up. Just in time for what the Beyonder likes to call, "the Make Fun of Georgia as Much as Spherically Possible Fun Hour Extravagansa with Puppets and Balloons featuring Ronnie James Dio of the eighties." Dio didn't show, so the Beyonder was forced to rely on only his wit to bash the unsuspecting sea hag (Georgia).

In any case, that's all over and done with now and the Beyonder can get a good nights sleep. Tomorrow is a big day. In Wakefield, right down the street from the SHAW's, there is going to be a big Independence Day ceremony that Moses and the Beyonder will be attending. He invited young Alithea Grey to joing him. It seems like the kind of thing that she would enjoy. Moses says that there will be lots of sweet virgins there. Just ripe for the picking. Man if there's anything Moses absolutely loves, it's young virgins. Not like thirteen year olds, that's gross. But like, twenty-one? That's right up his ally. Well, better get to rest, big day tomorrow. Peace Out!