GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Last night was the 134th Annual September Ball and it was everything the Beyonder thought it would be. He had asked Grace to go with him to the ball two weeks earlier and she agreed. He was overjoyed as he hovered up to her door and rang the bell. She opened the door and was Beyond beautiful. She had on a pale blue dress and some matching formal shoes. The dress was complimented well by his maroonish tint, but the shoes were nothing to write home about.

Beyonder: If we're going, we're going all the way.

And a pair of the most beautiful glass slippers anyone had ever seen, ever, appeared in front of her.

Grace: DEXTER!! THEY'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GLASS SLIPPERS I'VE EVER SEEN, EVER!! I feel like some kind of fairy godmother... which is kind of dumb... BUT STILL!!

Beyonder: I can assure, m'lady, they are far more beautiful on you then they ever would be on any godmother in history. They're sure to turn everyone's head at the ball.

And with that they made their way to the September Ball. Fashionably late, of course. And by made their way to the ball, he means he willed them to be there and then they were all of a sudden. Still fashionably late.

They went through the large, magestic doors to the ballroom and, sure enough, everyone in the place turned to look at the unyeilding beauty of this new mystery woman the Beyonder had walked in with. Everyone started shouting things like, “Who is she?” “Where did she come from?” “So pretty!!” “Look at her glass slippers! She’s probably got some kind of fairy godmother!” “Wow!” and “She’s too good for him!” He went off to get some punch, and when he came back, Grace had already started throwin' 'bows. Like sister, like... younger sister, I suppose. I chased after Louise to appologize for his broken nose and then returned to my date.

They had a table with Artemis Grimm, Moses, Louise, and Pat Anger. They had a lot of interesting conversation about things enteresting all parties. They talked about answering cups with strings, having god powers, doing ambiguously evil things, missing divorced wives in Nevada, RHHOOOOOOOOOOUGHHHHHHHLLLLL, and fighting everything. The Beyonder ran into the All-Powerful Mick at one point who had a table with his five best ninja fighters.

Beyonder: So Mick, I actually wanted to talk to you.
Mick: Oh really? What about, friend?
B: Well you remember that girl Georgia, right?
M: Oh yes, she's given my ninjas a run for their money on many occasions.
B: Yes well, she's kind of a little unstable in the head right now and I was wondering if you could have your men keep a third eye on her. No real interference, just... if she starts getting ancy, just keep her sustained, feel me?
M: Oh yes, I don't think that would be any trouble at all. Plus I owe... you know for that thing?
B: Oh right, well thanks a lot, but I've got to pee right now, so I'll see you around.
M: Of course, Dexter, enjoy your night! :)

And then he peed.

At one point early on in the night they played Desert Rose by Sting and he went and danced with Grace because that's a phat ballroom dancing song, in this sphere's opinion. While they were dancing, he caught a glimpse of Georgia and the Michael. Now he just needed to get the Michaels attention without making Georgia aware that something was going on... Desert Rose ended and they started playing Rapper's Delight for no reason. PERFECT, he thought... He went off the dance floor and then came right back making a grand entrance like in an eighty's movie, and then started break dancing. After a bit, he backed off so that other people could have the spotlight. During his break, he thought at the Michael.

Beyonder: Mike, it's B. I'm thinking at you. I've got the All-Powerful Mick's ninjas keeping an eye on Georgia. All precautions are in place if she starts flipping out for absolutely no reason. If you got this message, do something unusual but inconspicuous.

As he finished the message, the Michael began to do the robot. Excellent, he heard the Beyonder. The rest of the night went on without event. Georgia kept her calm the entire length of the ball AND they played Poor Some Sugar On Me which is every Beyonder's favorite song.

Be brought Grace home a few minutes after midnight and wished her a good night. She kissed him on the cheek and he blushed and left.

He can't wait to talk to the Michael tomorrow about how the night went. He hopes he's all right.

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