GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Filled with a... good feeling after the fireworks display of the fourth, the Beyonder thought he'd take the day off from work. It was fun... he went to the local coffee shop and drank some Frappacino. (all Spheres like Frappacino) While he was sitting there, this odd little fellow wandered(?) in and sat next to the Beyonder. He was so very familiar to the Beyonder. This weird little guy talked a lot and then left. Thankfully the Beyonder recorded the conversation...

Little Guy: Hello, Dexter.
The Beyonder: Hey, there... you.
LG: I bet your wondering about the dreams you've been having.
TB: Sphere's don't dream, creepy little guy.
G: I bet you've been wondering about the illusions that you've been witnessing.
B: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
G: I know a lot about you, Dexter. Maybe more than you know yourself.
B: That's pretty weird, buddy.
G: Yes, well... I think that we should talk.
B: We are talking.
G: Dexter...
B: Yeah...?
G: Shut up.
B: Can do.
G: I've been studying you and your friends recently, and I see that you and Georgia don't seem to be getting along.
B: Well, yeah, she's pretty cold. I sent her a letter bomb yesterday.
G: Ugh... well you need to try to make amends with her. The fate of the world depends on it.
B: No dice, fella. She's off bein' a pirate.
G: Yes, well... when she returns-
B: When she returns, she's got a surprise coming to her.
G: Well... look. I need to warn you, you may be in grave danger. One of the spheres has gone evil and aligned himself with evil twins of Georgia and Alithea.
B: Hmm...
G: I'm here to give you the weapon that you will use to destroy your nemesis, when the time comes.
B: A slinky?
G: It's a holy slinky.
B: Ok, so when are we doing this?
G: When the time comes.
B: Yeah, but when cause I have to get the day-
G: WHEN THE TIME COMES.
B: oh.
G: I must go... this coffee is tapped. Godspeed, Dexter, I'll try to get the others their weapons.
B: What?

And with that we left. As he left, that word made me realize... Coffee... It was that detective Coffee guy!!!
Oh how bizarre. Peace out!!