GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

The other day, the Beyonder went to the doctor. He went because of his recent lack of energy.

*knock knock*
*Doctor, a small, meek looking man with coke bottle glasses and a short, nappy hair (a nerd) enters the room looking down at a clip board*

Doctor: Hello, Mr. Mills, how are we doing to- (looks up)... oh.
Beyonder: HI! I'm ok, how're you?
D: .........................................Oh,. um good.
B: Excellent, I'm Dexter, nice to meet you.
D: Tom... Lefkin.... Dr. Lefkin.
B: Good.... so...
D: Yes... well... what uhh... what seems to be the problem Mr. Mills?
B: Well, I've been having a real loss of energy lately. Like I sleep enough and eat enough and everything, but I still have just been real tired, you know?
D: You eat?!
B: Yeah, like I said, I eat enough food and it's good, healthy food.
D: I see. Did the... did the nurse take your vitals?
B: No, she said that they had a new thing where the doctor takes the vitals for new patients.
D: Oh, she did, huh?
B: Yup. So should we do that?
D: Yeah... (looks back and forth between the Beyonder, the scale and the blood pressure thing.) You know what, that's really not too important, you seem just fine.
B: Whattever, it's your office. :)
D: So lack of energy, is that it?
B: Well no, I've been waking up with weird cuts and torn up clothing that isn't mine and pieces of wood stuck in me.
D: Really? Hmmm... I think I'm going to take a blood... sample... I guess.
B: Ok.

Doctor Lefkin went to the table and brandished a needle. He tried to stick it into the Beyonder but the needle only bent. He looked puzzled and then went back to the table. He returned after a moment of searching through the drawers weilding a glass cutter.

D: I think this might hurt a bit... or not, I really don't know.
B: Ok.

The Doctor cut a small hole in the Beyonder and reached in with a vial and removed some of his mist, then put the piece back and it sealed the hole.

D: I guess this will be good. I'll be right back.
B: Sure.

The Doctor leaved and when he opened the door, there were five people standing outside looking in the door intently trying to see something.

A minute later, Lefkin returned.

D: Dexter... this is going to sound weird, but... were you bitten by anyting recently?
B: Yeah, I got bit by this big wolf a few days ago. But it didn't get infected or anything.
D: Fheh! Mr. Mills... You have scorching case of lycanthropy.
B: Sorry?
D: Me too!
B: What?
D: Sir, are aware that you are a werewolf?
B: That doesn't even make any sense!
D: It makes perfect sense. You have a lack of energy, because at night you turn into a werewolf and go trauncing around town destroying things. You probably burst through people's walls and fight them and get them into all kinds of trouble with their insane mothers. That would explain the pieces of wood and cuts and stuff.
B: Georgia was mumbling something about fighting a werewolf the other day. She's a friend of mine... I think.
D: Yeah you're definetely a werewolf.
B: Well is there like, an antibiotic or something that I can take?
D: No, the only way to cure the curse is to shoot the victim with a silver bullet.
B: Hmm... well then. I think I know who to turn to. Thank you.
D: Sure thing, sir. Have a good day.

And with a heavy load upon his heart, the Beyonder set out for the only person who can help him... Georgia McDanger.

Peace Out!!