The Beyonder sees all!!!!
I am a member of an race of creatures known as Spherons from the Spheral region of a galaxy far away from this one. On my home planet, as a red, I was given the option to perform military duties. My rank was Beyonder first class, which basically means I was to travel abroad to new areas of space to explore, observe and document. We appear to be 3 ft. glass spheres filled with mist which has a different color depending on who you happen to be looking at. We hover 4-5 ft. in the air, and we have incredible psychic powers. Fresh out of Beyonder training school, our military was disbanded and I chose to emigrate to Earth, having learned about it in my studies. I met a girl named Georgia, and I've been hanging out with her for a while, even though she seems to be a little touched.
GReeTiNGS!! i HaVe BeeN ToLD THaT i TyPe LiKe a TeeNaGe GiRL, you FuCKeR!!!
Not to say that you're a fucker, I'm the fucker. Not to say that I'm a fucker, but that's what Kyle said, you fucker!!
Goddamit I hate you...
posted by THe BeyoNDeR @ 1:31 AM
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