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Moses has informed the Beyonder that upon returning home, the terribly unhealthy Georgia has boarded herself in her room. And what's worse, she has taken the Michael hostage!!! God, only knows the unthinkable acts of terror that that lunatic is commiting upon the sweet Prince. In an effort to right things, Moses and the Beyoder are trying to come up with a way to get Georgia out without hurting the Michael. Also, as a side note, Althea Grey, Moses, and the Beyonder went out for Iced Cream the other day. The Beyonder got green. Moses got red. Alithea got purple. The Beyonder had his first bite of purple, and he was very pleasantly surprised!! But the Beyonder digresses.

We are thinking about going up to Georgia's door and knocking. Upon answering "Yes?" or "Hello?" to the knock one of us will respond by telling Georgia that a pizza is being delivered to her. She will become overjoyed and open the door to take her pizza. When she does open the door, though, she will get... PIZZA. She will immediately begin to "scarf" or "wolf" the pizza down, only to quickly discover that the pizza has been laced with the roofies. At that point Moses will grab the Michael and we will make our escape. A fool proof plan. Peace out.

GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Well, does the Beyonder have some news for you!! It seems that there was an accident at the crazy house. Yesterday there was a big break out when a large snow daemon fell through the roof of the crazy house. He started yelling "Winnefred!!" at everyone and crashed through all the walls, allowing most of the patients to escape. No doubt this includes Georgia, so the Beyonder should expect her back home maybe later today. All well at least the Beyonder tried. Peace out.

GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

It's been a while since the Beyonder has posted anything, so allow him to tell you what's been going on...

A few days ago, after we finished fixing Alithea's door, Moses and the Beyonder went to visit Georgia in the crazy house. We were escorted to her room by a couple Men in White Coats, all the while being met by several stares from what the Beyonder can only assume were patients. When we got to Georgia's room (we were not allowed
into room exactly, so we just looked through a small hole in the door and spoke to her) she didn't seem very pleased to see us. Particularly the Beyonder. This puzzled the Beyonder. After all, it was he that had her committed to this assylum. One would think that she would be thankfull and appreciative that someone cared enough
about her to get help for her. But the Beyonder digresses. "Hi, Georgia!!" said the Beyonder. He was met with silence. "...uh... You know Moses, right?" Silence.
"In any case... so, how are they treating you here?" Silence. She only responds with a cold stare. "Good. Are you eating well?" Silence. Cold stare. "Excellent. So, Georgia. Are you feeling any better? Now that you've been in here for a while, I would expect some tangible results. Is your doctor nice?" Silence. Cold Stare. "Well, you aren't saying very much. You must be tired we'll let you rest." Silence. Cold stare. "...Well... ... ...Goo'bye! I hope-" "I..." "What?" says the Beyonder. "I... fucking... hate you. You stupid... fucking... sphere."

The Beyonder didn't really understand who she was talking to. Surely not the Beyonder. After all, he had done so much for her. All well, it must be some side affect of her medication. And home we went. Moses, and the Beyonder. Peace out.

GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Moses went to Alithea's house yesterday, buy the Beyonder guesses she wasn't home. Poor guy, he really wants to meet her. On the good side of things, the men in white jackets that the Beyonder ordered came right on schedule to take Georgia away. Hopefully they can help her. Alithea must be happy to be rid of her. Georgia broke their door right off the house. Cazy. Anyway, Alithea came over and asked the Beyonder if he would help fix it. So Moses and the Beyonder are going to do that now. I think we'll go visit Georgia tomorrow, to see how she's going. But first things first, time to fix Alithea's door. Until next time, peace out!