GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Well, today was a very strange day. The Beyonder saw that Georgia was going riding on her bike today. Seeing this he decided that he wanted to go on a bike ride to. The Beyonder simple willed there to be a bicycle in front of him, and there was. He named the bicycle ReD NoyeBeHT. As the Beyonder was preparing to leave, he saw this Mr. Coffee that was wearing a fedora. Weird. What's weirder is that the thing seemed to be following Georgia. The Beyonder followed as well, at a safe distance, so as not to be sighted by the strange creature. Eventually Georgia stopped riding the bike and walked down to the beach amongst the Italian Seagulls. The Coffee Pot and the Beyonder followed suit. The Beyonder rode ReD NoyeBeHT up to Georgia to tell her about the Coffee Pot. She saw it and it ran away somehow. She just gave the Beyonder this weird squinty look for, like, forty-five minutes, as if I was speaking in some foreign language or something. Eventually I just left. What a weird girl.

Moses came home today as well. That was fun. Apparently he had seen the Mr. Coffee as well. Supposedly the thing was following him when he got off his plane. Also, Moses tells the Beyonder that he had the same dream that the Beyonder had while he was on the flight. The one about the desert and slinkies and stuff. The Beyonder doesn't know what the devil is going on here... but no doubt some hilarious hijinx will ensue. Peace out!

GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Whoa that was a good sleep. Now that hibernation is over, it's time for the Beyonder to get back into business. He returned to work, and they didn't seem to have noticed that he was even gone. Moses seems to have gone on vacation. Also Louise Hans Christian Anderson stopped by, but the Beyonder knew it was him and didn't answer the door. The Beyonder had the weirdest dream while hibernating. He was out in the desert with Georgia for some reason. We were tracking someone... or something. We both were brandishing weapons. Georgia had a Paddleball, while the beyonder held a metal slinky. We were both quite proficient with or weapons of choice. We just walked for what seemed like five minutes, or so, when suddenly we saw two figures in the distance. One of the figures we made out to be Winnefred, Georgia's twin, but for some reason she called herself "Paddle-boy". She also had a paddle ball. The other figure was someone the Beyonder's never seen or even heard of before. A new shiny purple sphere who carried a slinky. The Beyonder thinks his name was El Slinkorino. Then the Beyonder woke up. It was chaos in it's purest form. All well, peace out.