GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!... I think...

Yeah, so after being hit by a tree, the Beyonder woke up in this forest. All the trees were yelling at him about crushing their seeds. He realized that he was sitting on top of a pile of apples... BEYONDERS DON'T SIT!!! He should be hovering in the air!! He realized, then, that he was made of led. LED!! Not glass and sphere-juice... led. Also, he didn't seem to have his god-powers anymore, he found out as he tried to propel himself into the air. So there he was, a three-foot wide, led ball sitting in the middle of a very angry forest-- IDEA!!!!

Beyonder: Hey, you stupid trees!! You guys are lame, man this place is lamesville!
Tree: Shut up, you, we're wicked cool.
Beyonder: Yeah, whattever, dude. You don't know from cool.

As he had anticipated, the tree hit the Beyonder with a mighty SMACK with one of it's prehensile branches, and he was sent soaring through the forest. Eventually, he came to rest by the side of a very curious, yellow road.

A few hours... or days later, the Beyonder began to hear what sounded like profanity, singing, and a car engine coming down the road. Sure enough a few moments later, Georgia, the Michael, and Roxanne came into view.

Georgia: OH MAN THIS OPLACE IS SO G-- Be_FA_GNeDeR??
Beyonder: Yes, help me.
Michael: What are you doing here?
B: I don't know... I was on my way to with Alithea to Matunuck to save Georgia-
G: WHY TEH FUCK WEOULD I HWAN TOYOU TO SAVE OME?
B: I don't know, it was Alithea's idea. Anyway, so we were going to Matunuck when we got into a bit of a tiff about water that was leaking into Roxanne. I got out of the car, and got hit in the... I got hit by a tree or something...

And I woke up in the woods here,
And i didn't have my power, mere,
Trees could make me cower

I would get up on the double,
And those trees would be in trouble,
If I only had my god-power

Oh IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am so damn pissed,
I feel as though there's something I have missed

I I'd get off the ground and hover,
And show those dumb trees what-fer,
If I only had my god-power

M: If I didn't worry all the time

(long pause)

G: OKm, YOU GUYS AHVE TO STOP TSING ING ABOUT EVERYHTING!!!

B: Yeah, so what are we going to do?

M: Well, we're on our way to Wakefield to---

Just then the roof of this old decrepit shed accross the road burst into flames for a second, then went out. When the fire cleared, Artemis was standing there.

Artemis: Hey, you... girly!!
G: YOU OTALKIN' TA ME BITCH?!
A: Yes you! You killed my sister, now I'm gonna kill you boyfriend.

At that point, Artemis pulled out a flame-thrower, from absolutely nowherem, and shot fire at the Michaelcrow!!

A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

And with that she was gone. Roxanne sprayed wind sheild-wiper fluid on the Michaelcrow to put him out.

M: God... Thanks, Roxanne. Anyway, we're on our way to Wakefield to see the Wizard of Az. Maybe you can come with us.

B: Oh, gee, yeah, thanks, Mike, I'll just get right up and do that!

M: Mabye we can get you into Roxanne?

G: I DON'T WANT THAT FAG COMEING WINTH US>!!!

B: Too bad, girly, now get to work!

And after a couple ours, Georgia and the Michaelcrow managed to get the Beyonder into Roxanne. And they continued their journey to Wakefield...

GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Alithea and the Beyonder thought they'd go and rescue Georgia from the Matunuck beach terror.

Beyonder: Argh, the water's rising! Use one of your impressive explorer gadgets, like fold-out pontoons or hovercraft mode or something!
Alithea: For the last time, Beyonder, I don't have fold-out pontoons! The best I can do is four-wheel drive and practical know-how!
B: WE'RE DOOMED! WE'LL DIE IN THIS TUB! DROWNED LIKE RATS!
A: Would you shut up? We're not doomed, and you're hurting Roxanne's feelings!
B: I don't care! There's water coming in through the friggin' windshield!
A: A minor concern! It's the floorboards we need to be worried about!
B: What?? Floorboards?! What kind of two-bit operation do you run?! I thought intrepid explorers are supposed to be prepared for natural and humanmade disasters!
A: I WAS prepared; that's what the packing up and weathering the storm at base camp was! I was prepared; Georgia wasn't! We explorers rarely take into consideration other people's foolishness!
B: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD START!
A: Don't yell at me -
B: I mean, how many times have you had to factor Georgia into your plans?
A: Well -
B: Exactly! And now when the biggest sort of disaster hits you decide not to take her into account, and NOW you're feeling guilty and I'm stuck in the middle of a hurricane, in a ten-year old non-pontoon car that's leaking water in from two directions!! I bet a stalwart adventurer like Artemis has hovercraft mode and a watertight car!
A: You're not stuck in the Jeep.
B: Oh no?
A: Oh no. Why don't you use your godlike powers and find yourself an adventurer like Artemis, if Roxanne and I don't suit your company? I bet you'll do just fine; in addition to pontoon cars and hovercraft modes they have giant consuming egos, nasty tempers and sphere-like superiority complexes.
B: Maybe I will.
A: Well go then!
B: Well I will!

The Beyonder proceded to open the door and leave.

A: DAMMIT BEYONDER YOU'RE LETTING THE OCEAN IN!
B: SMALL DIFFERENCE FROM WHAT'S ALREADY IN HERE!

He slammed the door and began to walk away. Stupid Alithea... why can't she be more considerate of other peoples... dumbness... Ugh... makes the Beyonder so mad... he doesn't even want to go find Artemis. All well, every... guhfgh... hit... by tree... in the... head... he thinks... curse this... indiscernable... anatomy... ughhhhhh.........

"Beyonder!?! Bey.......

GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Boy, it's a good thing the Beyonder didn't move back to Matunuck this year. From what he hears there's a typhoon on the way. He wouldn't want to be Georgia and Alithea right now that's for sure.

Actually, he wouldn't want to be Georgia. Alithea's fine. She packed her bags and moved back to base camp or something rediculous. She told him so. She called him last night on his cell-phone. She called the Beyonder's cell-phone becuase she couldn't reach him at home. She couldn't reach him at home because he wasn't at home. He wasn't at home because he and the Michael had a slumber party with chips and soda pop and scary movies. It was super fun!!!!!

Grace is a blessing. She fixed the Beyonder's computer, as you can see, and now he's back on-line with all the cool kids. Georgia got pretty mad about something... he doesn't know what it is, though. Actually, he wouldn't even know that Georgia is mad if Grace hadn't told him about it. It turns out Grace is, like, Georgia's cousin or something. Small freak'n world. Also, after all this time, the Beyonder's new Frederick's of Hollywood came in. He found it at Georgia's house when he was using her computer. Peace out!!

GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Hey, folks! Beyonder, here. Sorry he hasn't posted in a while. He and Grace have been working on his computer. It broke. In fact, it's still broken. The Beyonder's at Georgia's house right now, using her computer to post and do some other... research.

Two days ago, Grace found a couple documents about someone named Holland. Apparently he's a sphere, like the Beyonder, he's never heard of him. So that's what the Beyonder is doing now. Looking up some info on Holland. More at 11. Peace out!!