GReeTiNGS!! THiS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

Oh man, the Beyonder feels like crap. When last he remembers, he was sifting threw his papers, getting them organized for Grace, when he came across his family tree. All of a sudden, he got a quick glimpse of a deamon head, and fell asleep. He recorded the dialogue of his awakening this afternoon.

Mystery girl: Sir!!!
Beyonder: WHAT!?!?!
M: You've been asleep for 10 days... at least.
B: Weird... who are you?
M: I'm Grace, you're personal assistant.
B: Are you an angel?
Grace: ...
B: An angel from heaven?
G: No.
B: Oh. :( (the sad face appeared in the air next to me.)
G: I showed up last week and you were asleep, so I took it upon myself to organize your business papers and take your calls, as per your request.
B: Oh good, so everythings organized, and I assume I have quite the collection of messages coming my way?
G: Sir... how can I put this?
B: IN YOUR BUM!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
G: What?
B: .... what?
G: ... Sir, you don't have any papers, and you don't have a telephone or a fax.
B: Yeah, and?
G: So how do you want me to keep track of your papers that you don't have, and take messages from the phone that you also don't have?
B: I'm not paying you to think, Grace, just do it.
G: Fine.
B: Good.
G: Good.
B: Fine.
(Pause)
G: You owe me my first week's pay.
B: DAMMIT!!!!!!!

And that is that. Currently Grace is out buying the Beyonder a telephone, so that she can get to work finding him some business papers to keep track of. She's a blessing. Peace out!!