GReeTiNGS!! THiS iS THe BeyoNDeR!!!

The Beyonder sat in the refridgerator for several minutes before he realized that Georgia had lit it on fire. Beyonders are pretty fire resistant. After waiting in the flames and hearing the Michael screaming about his refridgerator and Georgia cackling about not knowing what it is and that is what I did, or some such thing, a hole was melted/burned through enough that the Beyonder could teleport out into the Michael's living area. The Michael was very pleased to see him, but most of his attention was focused on Georgia who, having not noticed that he had escaped, was still feeding the refridgerator fire.

Once the Michael managed to stop the fire from spreading and the refridgerator had been duely vanquished, Georgia turned satisfactorily toward the living area only to see the Beyonder looking just fine. She immediately met him with a cold, hateful stare. The Michael exclaimed his dissaproval for the death of his refridgerator, and commissioned Georgia that she would buy him a new one from the local refridgerator retailer, or as you humans call it, Sears. THe MiCHaeL picked Georgia up over his shoulder in such a way that she was able to keep glaring at the Beyonder and he took her outside to bring her to "Sears." He also invited the Beyonder.

Once at the Sears, the Beyonder felt it wise to follow at a safe distance given Georgia's heated state... HAHAHAHAHAHA HEATED!!! HE SAID HEATED... SHE JUST TRIED TO LIGHT HIM ON FIRE AND HE SAID THAT SHE WAS HEATED!!!! HHARHARHARHARHAR

Anyway, The Michael and Georgia were talking and he was able to eavesdrop because he can do whattever he wants with his god powers.

The Michael: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO SOMETHINGL LIKE THAT????
Georgia: So when you said you loved me no matter what, you meant I love you as long as you don't set fire to any of my major appliances. Okay. Yeah, I see. We're going to have a GREAT marriage.
M: I.....WHAT.....What are you talking about???? You set fire to our refridgerator!!
G: I really see this as being more of Its fault than mine.
M: The fridge?
G: No, THAT.

Georgia then pointed at the Beyonder

The Beyonder: I fail to see how this is my fault. I didn't tell you to light that refridgerator on fire. I had only come in to tell the Michael that I would be honored to be his best man at THe WeDDiNG.

But she didn't hear him, she was too busy trying to pick up a large television set to through at him.

M: NO! GEORGIA! SERIOUSLY, SOMETHING LESS EXPENSIVE!

At that point we heard a familiar voice...

: And yay the chicken did lay the egg, but of the egg was born man. And of man was born another man...

It was Georgia's father standing on a soapbox and preaching to passersby. Georgia flew into another barbarian rage and ran off into another room.

Dad: And in the year of Zaccariah there was yet another egg, followed by a slightly smaller egg--

Georgia then ran back in with a large fishing net.

Georgia: GET IN THE NET OLD MAN!!
D: GEORGIA YOU GO HOME! IF YOU INTERUPT THE WORD OF MAN ONE MORE TIME YOU AREN'T GOING TO THE PROM!!
G: I WENT TO THE PROM YEARS AGO! WITH THE KNIFE SALESMAN! YOUR THREATS ARE WORTHLESS!!!

She swung the net at him, but he darted and bobbed out of the way.

G: HOW OLD DO YOU EVEN THINK I AM?????
D: AT LEAST THIRTEEN! I THINK..........RIGHT?
G: AURRRRGHHH!

Georgia shrieked and swung the net again, missing him a second time.

G: GET IN YOUR NET! IT'S EMPTY WITHOUT YOU!!

The Michael took a dive toward my father, but missed.

G: BeyON_DER QUICK! HELP US! MAKE AN EXTRA TERRESTIAL DIMENSION!!!

B: Patience is a virtue!

He shouted and waited... eventually the battle ended as Georgia's father darted out of Sears and Georgia and the Michael were far too out of shape and fat to chase him. The Beyonder teleported outside and gave chase as Georgia's father ran out of the parking lot. He chased him all the way from Providence to Peace Dale and saw as Georgia's father ran into his secret hideout.... Giro's on High Street. Now knowing this, the Beyonder could infiltrate for no reason... but he'd need help... of ninjas... and the only man who could pull off OR WOULD BE WILLING TO PULL OFF a suicide mission like this.... Elwood Patrick Anger.

Peace Out!!!